R.C.: "Arre, poor girl yaar. She's so malnourished. Upar se itni heavily pregnant bhi!"
Hari P. Sadu can never multi-task when she's walking and especially when there is food around the corner.
H.P: "Kahan, kaun?, Ohh really that girl is pregnant, I didn't notice?" In Sadu's defense, the girl was facing the other way and Sadu was also looking at the Burger King logo.
R.C.: "Nahin shayad she is not pregnant, may be it's only ascites. Malnourished mein hota hai na?"
H.P.: "Yeah, ascites hi hoga. Peeke talli hui hogi"
R.C. (interrupts): "Cirrhosis... Ascites"
R.C. & H.P. are waiting for the signal to cross the narrow alley like path between school and B.G. Ms. Cachexia is waiting to cross Monument St.
H.P. suddenly goes quiet. Intense observation and scrutiny. More like a lull before the storm.
H.P.: "Ayyyyy! Woh kuch pregnant-wegnant ya ascitic nahin hai... She's carrying a big bag under her coat!"
R.C. squints her eyes in close observation... and spots the big blue bag (as big as H.P.'s bori-bistar) under the girl's coat.
And the goofy couple smile brightly and widely, thank the supernaturals for sparing Ms. Cachexia a terrible illness and walk with a sheepish grin towards T.o.C.